妈 瞧瞧 酷毙了 对吧
Mom, check it. Fresh as hell, right?
埃迪 不准说”毙”
Eddie, don’t say “Hell.”
他刚在车上还说了”屁眼子”
He also said “Butthole” In the car.
闭嘴 埃文 你个中国小奸细
Shut up, Evan, you little Chinese narc!
那个项链不重吗
Isn’t that necklace heavy?
生活本身就很沉重 孩子
Life’s heavy, son.
求你了 妈 能给我买这身吗
Please, mom, can I get this?
多少钱
How much?
太贵了
Too much.
我妈什么都觉得贵
Moms thought everything was too much.
她从来不懂杰西潘尼连锁店里是不能还价的
She never understood that you couldn’t haggle at jcpenney.
我想说 “那些都是定好的一口价 妈”
It’s like, “Those are set prices, mom.”
那个戴着耳机的小男孩就是我 埃迪·黄
That’s me, your boy Eddie Huang in the headphones.
我们一家人正从华盛顿特区
My family was moving from Washington, D.C.,
搬到佛罗里达州的奥兰多
to Orlando, Florida.
我当时11岁 那是1995年
I was 11 years old, and it was 1995.
这是我们家的故事
This is the story of my family,
一个美国家庭 黄氏一家
an American family, the Huangs.
那是我爸
That’s my dad.
他爱美国的一切
He loved everything about America.
对美国梦深信不疑
Full-on bought into the American dream.
我妈向来对我很严厉
Moms was always hard on me
比现在常提的什么”虎妈”还要厉害得多
way before all that “Tiger mom” stuff.
她觉得我穿着那种纳斯T恤是想惹事
She thought I was trying to cause trouble wearing that nas shirt,
但是她根本不明白
but she didn’t understand.
如果你是个圈外人 嘻哈乐就是你的圣歌
If you were an outsider, hip-hop was your anthem.
我绝对是我们家的”败家子”
And I was definitely the black sheep in my family.
其他家庭成员有埃莫瑞 埃文和奶奶 随便啦
These other people are Emery, Evan, and grandma. Whatever.
我对搬家感到激动吗 当然不
Was I excited about the move? No.
有人问过我是否激动吗
Did anyone ask me if I was excited?
当然没有
Hell, no.
但一个11岁孩子的意见 是很难被尊重的
But it’s hard getting respect when you’re 11.
我看到了神迹 让我眼界大开
I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes.
我看到了神迹
I saw the sign
爸 关掉音乐
Dad! Turn off the music!
埃迪 我知道你不高兴离开华盛顿
Eddie, I know you’re not excited to leave D.C.,
但你肯定会爱上奥兰多的
but you’re gonna love Orlando.
我在那里待了6个月 把餐厅先开起来
I’ve been there for six months setting up the restaurant,
我慢慢开始喜欢这地方了
and I’ve grown to love it
就像我们曾经希望埃文是个女孩 好好爱她那样
like the daughter we wished Evan had been.
我真不明白我们为什么要搬家
I don’t know why we have to move.
你为何不一个人
Why couldn’t you keep on
在奥兰多和华盛顿间往返兼顾呢
going back and forth between Orlando and D.C.?
因为我来到美国可不是为了
Because I didn’t come to America
给你妈妈的姐夫打工
to work for your mom’s brother
帮他卖一辈子家具
selling furniture for the rest of my life.
你爸说的对
Your father is right.
我们就是因此才离开华盛顿的唐人街的
This is why we left Chinatown in D.C.
也是我们抛下家人和朋友的原因
This is why we left our family and friends.
对极了
Exactly.
我们就是因此才抛下熟悉的一切
This is why we left everything we know
到了一个我们一无所知的地方
to come to a place where we know nothing
并且这里的湿度还不利于我的头发
and where the humidity is not good for my hair.
好吧 好吧 –为了什么呢
Right, okay. - And for what?
就为了让你爸可以当个牛仔餐厅的老板
So your father can own a cowboy restaurant.
那叫”牧民的牧场牛排餐厅”
It’s called Cattleman’s Ranch Steakhouse,
我迫不及待地希望带你们去看
and I can’t wait for you all to see it.
超级美的
It is beautiful.
很大 棕色的 非常美
It is big, brown, and beautiful.
就像”大鲨鱼”吗 –就像”大鲨鱼”
Like Shaq? - Exactly like Shaq.
你们为什么那么喜欢大鲨鱼奥尼尔
Why you like Shaq so much?
你们怎么不喜欢皮特·桑普拉斯
Why you not like Pete Sampras?
好性感啊 毛发旺盛
So sexy. All that hair.
他也就还行吧
He’s okay.
在播你最喜欢的歌哦
Oh, your favorite song.
我们就给他们一点谈资吧
Let’s give them something to talk about.
留些神秘让他们去想
A little mystery to figure out.
这儿好多白人啊
A lot of white folks here.
跟华盛顿那边不一样
Not like back in D.C.
是啊
Yeah.
我们在那边唯一见到的白人
The only white people we ever saw there
就是两个迷路的游客
were the tourists who got lost.
白 宫
White. House.
你们两个是想一直坐在那儿
You boys just gonna sit there
还是来帮忙搬行李
or pick up a box and help?
妈 奥兰多有唐人街吗
Mom, is there a Chinatown in Orlando?
别再乱问了 跟个记者一样
Hey, no more question, Barbara Walters.
快搬东西
Pick up a lamp.
你们好 欢迎搬来这里
Well, hi. Welcome to the neighborhood.
我叫蒂尔珠 这是阿曼达 那是萨曼莎
I’m Deidre. This is Amanda. This is Samantha.
这是丽莎 这是卡罗-琼
This is Lisa. This is Carol-Joan.
欢迎 –谢谢
Welcome. - Thank you.
我叫杰西卡
I’m Jessica.
我还以为会听到外国人名呢
I was expecting something a little more exotic,
不过我喜欢杰西卡这名字
but I love the name Jessica.
我曾有个联谊会的姐妹就叫这名字
Had a sorority sister with that name.
她在一场可怕的洪水事故中去世了
She died in a horrible riptide accident,
不过我们以一段高速公路来纪念了她
but we dedicated a section of the highway to her.
话说 你们来自哪里
Anyway, where you guys from?
我父母是在台湾出生的
My parents were born in Taiwan,
但我和我弟弟是在华盛顿出生的
but my brothers and I were born in D.C.
你的英语好棒啊
Your English is very good!
你们都是姐妹吗
Are you all sister?
好啦 我们得走了
Anyhoo, well, we’ve got to motor,
但我们每天都会出来玩轮滑
but we go rollerblading every day,
如果你想要加入 说一声就行
so if you ever want to join us, just give us a holler.
走吧
Come on.
最聒噪的那个似乎是她们的”大姐大”
The loudest one seem to be their queen.
谁饿了
So, who’s hungry?
牧民的牧场牛排餐厅
仙人掌种在了旧痰盂里
The cactuses were planted in old spittoons.
我希望一切都很真实
I wanted it to be authentic, you know,
就像真正的狂野西部
like the real wild west.
服务员之前都是要穿马刺鞋的
The waiters used to wear spurs,
但他们的脚跟都被磨伤了
but they were right at achilles level,
所以我们不得不换成黑色锐步运动鞋
so we had to switch to the black reeboks.
对吧 南茜
Right, Nancy?
我的脚跟被严重撕裂
I got sliced up pretty bad.
真的
She did.
靠 我们这是在哪儿
Dude, where the hell are we?
我觉得大鲨鱼是不会在这吃饭的
I don’t think Shaq eats here.
西部当年有熊吗
Were there bears in the old west?
你太慢了
怎么没看到顾客
Where are all the customer?
严格来说 现在仍处于试营业期 所以…
Technically, we are still in our soft opening, so…
路易斯 店里几乎没客人啊
Louis, there is hardly anyone here,
那桌客人还只是在喝水而已
and that table is only drinking water.
嘿 你们为何不喝啤酒
Hey, why you not drink beer?!
餐厅的状况还挺好的 好吗
The restaurant is doing well, okay?
只是还不够那么好
Just not as well as it could be.
你怎么没早告诉我
Why didn’t you tell me?
因为我不想让你又多一个不搬来这里的理由
Because I didn’t want to give you another reason not to move here.
我只需要搞清楚
I just have to figure out
为什么食客不喜欢选择我们这里
why the people aren’t coming.
或许是食物的问题
Maybe it’s the food.
绝对不是食物的问题
It’s not the food.
食物是完美的
The food is perfect.
霍克特是个天才
Hector’s a genius.
在校车上 我能坐你旁边吗
Can I sit next to you on the bus?
你想那样当然可以
Sure. If you want.
我和埃莫瑞乘校车时会坐一起哦
Me and Emery are gonna sit next to each other on our bus.
你一个人乘一辆不同的校车
You’re on a different bus
因为你在一所不同的学校上学
because you’re at a different school,
不知道坐你旁边的会是谁呢
so I don’t know who you’ll sit next to.
反正绝对不是埃莫瑞 他是要坐我旁边的
Definitely not Emery, though. He’ll be next to me.
闭嘴 埃文
Oh, shut up, Evan.
妈 为什么我们周三就得去上学
Mom, why do we have to start school on a Wednesday?
就不能等到下周一吗
Why can’t we wait till Monday?
为什么要等 你得赶紧去上学
Why wait? You need to go to school
然后去上大学 然后才能赚大钱
so you go to college so you can make lots of money.
你就知道钱
All you care about is money.
帮我个忙 去找一个流浪汉
Do me a favor. Go find a homeless man.
问他觉得钱重不重要
Ask him if he thinks money matters.
然后把他的话转达给我
You tell me what he says.
你就知道买鸡蛋
You’re all about the eggs.
埃迪 “蛋”就是生命
Eddie, eggs are life.
你就诞生于我的蛋[卵子]
You came from my eggs.
好了 那么
Okay, so…
我希望你们都能够做到有礼貌
I want you all to be polite,
尊重别人 不要惹是生非
respectful, and don’t make waves.
你为什么就看着我说这话啊
Why you only looking at me?
不 我这话是跟你们三个说的
No, I’m talking to all of you.
大姐 你就直视着我呢
Dude, you were looking right at me.
好吧 我就是针对你说的
Okay, I was talking to you.
为什么你的T恤上都印着黑人呢
Why do all your shirts have black men on them?
那可是”声名狼藉先生”
It’s notorious B.I.G.!
我和他都有着疯狂的梦想
Me and him are both dudes with mad dreams,
试图在这世上获得一点尊重
just trying to get a little bit of respect in the game,
就是想人生有”高潮”而已
just trying to get a nut.
杰西卡 我想到了
Jessica, I figured it out.
爸 为什么我们周三就得去上学
Dad, how come we have to start school on a Wednesday?
好问题 滚去上学吧
That’s a great question. Go to school.
快 快去吧
Go, go, go, go.
我刚刚在吹头发 然后我突然想到了..
I was blow-drying my hair, and I figured it out…
如何让餐厅吸引更多客人
how the restaurant can attract bigger crowds.
怎么做
Well, how?
我得请一个白人老板
I need to hire a white host.
以免人们走进餐厅 看到一个中国人站在那里
Instead of people coming in and seeing a Chinese face
就会觉得 “什么?
and saying, “Huh?
说好的是西部风格的餐厅呢”
I thought this was an old west steakhouse,”
以后他们会看到一个白人
they see a white face
就会说”你好啊 白人朋友
and say, “Oh, hello, white friend.
我觉得很自在”
I am comfortable.”
瞧吧
See?
就是这样 不欢迎的表情
Exactly. Not welcoming.
正因此你这张脸无法迎来客人
That’s why no to your face
而白人面孔就可以
and yes to the white face!
快乐和善的白人面孔 就像比尔·普尔曼那样
Nice, happy white face, like Bill Pullman.
同学们 我想向大家介绍一位新同学
Class, I’d like to introduce you to a new student.
我知道周三来新人有点反常什么的
I know it’s a little unorthodox being a Wednesday and all,
但我还是希望大家能够
but I’d like you all to give a warm,
发挥亚伯拉罕·林肯中学的传统 热烈欢迎…
Abraham Lincoln middle school welcome to…
杭 格 一 明
“Hung-ge Yi Minge.”
好了 叫我埃迪就行
Yeah, call me Eddie.
谢天谢地
Oh, thank God.
哥们儿 我坐这儿行不
What’s up? Cool if I sit?
不行
No.
好吧 但别找我说话
Fine, but don’t try to talk to me.
我不喜欢孩子
I don’t like kids.
我最好的朋友是个40岁的男人
My best friend is a 40-year-old man.
哟 哟 中国小孩
Yo. Yo, Chinese kid.
你叫什么来着 什么中国风格的名字
What’s your name again? Something Chinese?
我叫埃迪
My name’s Eddie.
埃迪
Eddie?
你喜欢声名狼藉先生吗
You into B.I.G.?
是啊 老兄 他太赞了
Yeah, man. He’s sick.
《准备赴死》那张专辑发行的当天我就买了
I bought “Ready to die” the day it came out.
你还花钱买吗 我偷了一张
You bought it? I stole it.
哟 来跟我们一起坐 -真的吗
Yo, come sit with us. - Yeah?
好的 老兄 棒
Okay, man. Cool.
一个白人和一个亚洲人
A white dude and an Asian dude
因为一个黑人而成为朋友
bonding over a black dude.
这食堂真是太荒谬了
This cafeteria’s ridiculous.
我叫埃迪
So, I’m Eddie.
好啊 -嘿 伙计
What’s up? - Hey, dude.
好啊 老兄
What’s up, man?
我去年夏天去我表哥家玩的时候
So my cousin told me about B.I.G.
他跟我介绍了”声名狼藉先生” 而且他…
when I went to visit him last summer, and he…
那是什么鬼 -真恶心
What is that?! - Gross!
中餐啊 我妈做的
It’s Chinese food. My mom made it.
快拿走 天啊
Get it out of here! Oh, my God!
中国人竟然吃虫子
Ying Ding’s eating worms.
快走啊 把那玩意儿拿远点
Go! Go! Oh! Get that out of here!
快走 伙计 那闻起来好恶心
Go! Dude, that smells nasty!
交友不顺吗
Oh, it didn’t go well?
白人没有张开双臂热情地欢迎你吗
The white people didn’t welcome you with open arms?
天啊 坐别处去 声名狼藉先生
What? Sit elsewhere, B.I.G.
我真不敢相信杰克和布兰妮上床了
Oh, I cannot believe Jake slept with Brittany.
他明知道帕默·伍德沃德是在利用她
He knew Palmer Woodward was using her
当棋子来毁掉他
as part of a plot to destroy him
然后帮阿曼达夺回梅尔丽丝公司的控股权
and help Amanda take controlling interest of Melrose Place.
对吧 杰西卡
Right, Jessica?
是啊 那些白人似乎都在犯错
Yes. All those white people sound like they are making mistake.
校车到了
Oh, the school bus is here!
我得去看看我儿子们今天过得怎么样
I should go see how my boys’ day was.
好的 亲爱的
Okay, sugar.
拜拜 我给你做了张混合音乐碟
Bye. I’m making you a mixtape.
但愿你喜欢歌手埃里克·克莱普顿
I hope you like Eric Clapton.
谢谢你
Thank you.
你第一天上学过得怎么…
So, how was your first…
他们说我的午餐有气味
They said my lunch smelled!
美食的香味吗
It smelled delicious?
不是 他们说臭死了 妈
No, they said it stank, mom!
我不得不躲在体育馆后面吃掉
I had to eat behind the gym
大楼管理员还在那里放风筝呢
where the janitor flies his kite.
真好
This is nice.
那些孩子没见识 仅此而已
Well, those kids, they just don’t know, that’s all.
需要一些时间 才能习惯新鲜事物
It just… it just take time to get used to something different.
我讨厌这里 我想回华盛顿
I hate it here! I want to go back to D.C.
埃迪 那是不可能的 我们已经在这里了
Eddie, that’s not possible. We are here now.
我们只能尽力适应
We have to make the best of it.
就像我跟邻居的女人们在做的这事
Like I am doing with this neighbor woman.
你以为我喜欢假装
You think I like pretending
萨曼莎手里拎着的不是一袋狗屎吗
Samantha isn’t carrying a baggie of dog poops in her hand?
不 我也不喜欢这样
No! I don’t like this!
我们都看见袋子里的屎了
We all see the poops there!
滚来滚去的 但我在努力忍
It’s rolling around! But I am trying!
你也要努力
You have to try, too.
你从来就不站在我这边
You’re never on my side.
埃迪 埃迪 等等
Eddie. Eddie, wait!
好啊 妈
Hey, mom.
这是我女朋友 金
This is my girlfriend, Kim.
你好 黄太太
Hi, Mrs. Huang.
我想送她回家 可以吗 -再见 黄太太
I’m gonna walk her home, okay? - Bye, Mrs. Huang.
妈
Mom.
我同学当中有个胖子叫J.J 他超级搞笑
There’s a fat kid at school named J.J., and he’s hilarious.
来帮帮妈咪
Help mommy.
漫画体 真是个很逗的字体
Comic sans. That’s a funny font.
谢谢
Thank you.
你的简历很出色
It’s a great resume.
是啊 我一直都想在金马鞍餐厅工作
Yeah, I’ve always wanted to work at a golden saddle.
我这儿可不是金马鞍餐厅
This isn’t a golden saddle.
不 明明是啊 不是吗
Yes, it is. Isn’t it?
我们叫”牧民的牧场”餐厅
This is Cattleman’s Ranch.
但我以为这是金马鞍餐厅的衍生餐厅
But I thought like a spin-off of golden saddle
因为你们的东西都一样
‘cause it’s got all the same stuff.
完全不一样啊 相差十万八千里
It’s not the same stuff. It’s very different stuff.
那头熊就是一样的
Well, that bear is the same.
不 那头熊是棕色的
No, that bear is brown.
但在金马鞍餐厅 熊是黑色的
At golden saddle, the bear is black.
那蛇皮呢 -蛇的品种也不一样
The snake skins? - Different snake.
蛇的品种完全不一样
Completely different snake.
好吧 听着 你是老板你说了算
Okay, yeah. Look, you’re the boss.
如果你跟我说这不是金马鞍餐厅
If you tell me this is not a golden saddle,
我就信你了 -真不是 完全不一样
I’m gonna believe you. - No, it’s completely different.
你真是疯了 -是啊
You’re crazy. - I am.
我 其实也不是疯狂得无可救药
I’m… I mean, I’m not super crazy,
因为看起来确实一样
‘cause it does look exactly the same.
我们绝对是原创的 牧民的牧场牛排餐厅
This is the original Cattleman’s Ranch Steakhouse.
所以不止一家吗 -不 仅此一家
So there’s more than one? - N-no, there’s just one.
再也没有其他像这样的餐厅了 明白吗
There’s no other restaurant like it, okay?
好的 -好吧
Okay. - Okay.
那么 米奇 告诉我 你是哪里人
So, Mitch, tell me… where are you from?
奥兰多 地道的本地人
Orlando, born and raised.
我爱奥兰多
I love Orlando.
除了这里 我还能在哪看到一条鳄鱼
Where else am I gonna see an alligator
冲到路上 吞下一只猫呢
run out on the street and eat a cat?
我也是个喜欢猫的人
I am a cat person, too.
那很好 -是啊
That’s good. - Yeah.
米奇 就决定雇你了
Mitch, you’re hired.
埃文今天不去上学
Well, Evan is not going to school today.
他的胖朋友J.J 给了他一根乳酪条
His fat friend J.J. gave him string cheese,
显然 他有乳糖不耐症
and apparently, he is lactose intolerant.
他的身体在抗拒着白人文化
His body is rejecting white culture,
那还真让我有点骄傲
which make me kind of proud.
好样的 埃文
Good job, Evan.
妈 别 我不想带中餐
Mom, no! I don’t want Chinese lunch!
我要吃白人食物
I want white-people food!
学校里的同学会习惯的
The kids at school will get used to it!
你从来都不站在我这边
You’re never on my side.
你在干什么
What are you doing?
那你午餐就没东西可吃了
You’re not gonna have any lunch to eat.
我没事的
I’ll be fine.
你的同学没嘲笑你的午餐吗
Kids aren’t teasing you about your lunch?
目前没有 -他们会的
No, not yet. - They will.
这里的人很差劲 -绝对的
People here suck. - Totally.
你好 埃莫瑞 -嘿 好啊
Hey, Emery! - Hey, what’s up?
你好 埃莫瑞
Oh, hey, Emery.
你下周末来参加我的生日派对吗
You coming to my birthday party next weekend?
你好 乔治 我会去的
Hey, George. I’ll be there.
你好 宝贝 我给你带了汽水
Hey, boo. Got you a soda.
怎么就没有妹子给我带汽水呢
Why aren’t chicks bringing me soda?
你太渴求了就会没有
You want it too much.
嘿 米奇 午餐的客人…
Hey, Mitch. Hey. How’s the lunch…
多吗
crowd?
情况竟然没变化
It’s still the same?
我觉得这是需要时间的
I just think we have to give it time, you know?
让消息宣传出去 -不行
Get the word out there. - No.
我为了这餐厅把我全家人都搬过来了
I moved my whole family here for this.
我需要你的白人特征立刻发挥作用
I need your caucasian features to work now!
我老婆可没什么耐心
My wife is not a patient woman.
你知道她有多少次想经营起一个花园吗
Do you know how many times she tried to start a garden?
你见过一个女人对着种子吼吗
Have you ever seen a woman yelling at seeds?
“长啊 快长” -我懂的
“Grow! Grow!” - I hear you.
我妈简直是全世界最差劲的室友
You know, my mom is the worst roommate.
如果你要做吐司 就给我们都做一份啊
It’s like, if you’re making toast, make us both toast.
所以烤面包机才会有两个槽啊
Uh, that’s why there’s two slots, you know?
我今天和我姐通过电话了
I talked to my sister today.
我哥买了辆全新的马自达车
My brother bought a brand-new miata.
肯定不是新的 不可能是新的
It’s not new. There’s no way that car is new.
我觉得就是新的 -不是
I think it’s new. - No.
新的 -不是
New. - No.
不是新的
It’s not new.
埃迪 你怎么会吃那么多
Eddie, why are you eating so much?
我很饿
I’m hungry.
你今天没吃午餐吗
Didn’t you eat your lunch today?
我吃了 但还是饿
Yeah, but I’m still hungry.
好吧
Oh, okay.
那你觉得那个小笼包好吃吗
How you like the xiaolongbao I pack you?
超好吃 -说谎
It was really good. - Liar.
我给你装的根本不是小笼包
I did not pack xiaolongbao!
好吧 好吧
Okay. Fine.
我把午餐扔了
I threw my lunch away.
真是难以置信 埃迪 -拜托 埃迪
I cannot believe you, Eddie! - Come on, Eddie.
那也太浪费了 -那是我亲手做的美食
That’s wasteful, man. - This is good food I make.
你明明喜欢吃我做的食物啊
You love my food.
我需要白人午餐
I need white-people lunch.
那可以让我跟他们共坐一桌
That gets me a seat at the table.
然后 你才有机会改变规则
And then you get to change the rules.
要提出主张 像纳斯说的那样
Represent, like nas says.
我可不想余生都跟大楼管理员一起共进午餐
I’m not trying to eat with the janitor for the rest of my life.
我是有大计划的
I got big plans.
第一 要拥有一席之位
First, get a seat at the table.
第二 见到大鲨鱼
Second, meet Shaq.
第三 改变规则
Third, change the game.
可能大鲨鱼还会帮我的
Possibly with the help of Shaq.
天啊 真是太赞了
Damn it, that was beautiful.
你听的那些下流音乐让你成了个诗人 小子
That filthy music you listen to turned you into a poet, boy.
好吧
Okay.
白人午餐是什么样的
What is this white-people lunch?
全民食物
那么多感叹号 它激动个什么劲儿啊
What is this store so excited about?
午餐就在这里 妈
This is where lunchables live, mom.
如果我们走散了 你尽量加入一个白人家庭
If we get separated, try and join a white family.
在我找到你之前 至少你会是安全的
You will be safe there until I can find you.
我可不喜欢这样购物
This is not how I like to shop.
这地方就跟医院似的
This place looks like a hospital.
我怀念华盛顿特区的台湾市场
I miss the taiwanese markets back in D.C.
那里让我觉得好淡定
They make me feel so calm.
一切都很完美地放进盒子里了
Everything fits perfectly inside the box.
棒极了
Awesome!
你想适应条条框框的盒子
You want to fit inside a box?
太具美式风格了
That’s so American.
你怎么这么美国化啊
Why are you so American?
墨西哥薄饼片 免费样品
Fiesta tortilla chip? Free sample.
免费的吗 好咧
This is free? Okay!
大家还好吗
How are you doing?
都准备好拍摄了吗 你行吗 南茜
Everyone getting ready for the shoot? You good, Nancy?
我周六能请假吗 我要给一个成人礼当DJ
Can I have Saturday off? I’m deejaying a bat mitzvah.
不行
Nope.
嘿 乔
Hey, Joe,
拍摄前不准再喝玛格丽塔酒了 行吗
no Margaritas till after the shoot, okay?
好吧
Okay.
你好啊 牧民先生
Hey, Mr. Cattleman.
感觉怎么样 可以开始了吗
How we feeling? We all ready to go?
不太行吧
Uh, not really.
我好像已经和你说过无数次了
I feel like I’ve told you numerous times.
我不想干这事 但你就是对我微笑和点头
I don’t want to do this, but all you do is smile and nod.
不 你又那样了 不 就你现在这样
No, you’re doing it. No, that… you’re doing it.
这是在搞什么 路易斯
What is all this, Louis?
我们在拍一个本地广告
We are shooting a local commercial.
广告 你之前怎么没告诉我
A commercial? Why didn’t you tell me?
那要花多少钱啊
How much is this going to cost us?!
跟我来 来
Come here. Come on.
我想那些在华盛顿特区的亲人和朋友了
I miss our family and friends in Washington, D.C.
埃迪在学校过得很艰难
And Eddie’s having a hard time at school.
埃文又有乳糖不耐症
And Evan is lactose intolerant.
埃莫瑞…
And Emery…
埃莫瑞倒是在这里过得很愉快
well, Emery’s doing surprisingly well.
但你唯一在乎的就是这该死的餐厅
But all you care about is the stupid restaurant,
那也是我同意搬来这里的原因
which is the whole reason I agreed to move here!
是因为你说餐厅的经营状况很好
Because you say it was doing well!
其实一点都不好 我开始担心经济问题了
It’s not doing well! And so I am worried about money.
再看看我的头发成什么样了
And look at my hair!
我的头发像鬼一样
My hair is terrible!
你的头发像鬼一样 但我的也是啊
Your hair is terrible, but so was mine.
但我用美发产品给弄好了
And I fixed it using product.
我很高兴你有一个伟大的梦想
I love that you have big dreams,
但我不想失去一切 路易斯
but I don’t want to lose everything, Louis.
我们回家去吧
Let’s just go home.
我们不能那样 -为什么
We can’t do that. - Why?
到底有什么那么重要 让我们必须搬来这里
What’s so important we had to move here
彻底改变我们的生活
and change our whole lives?
抱歉打扰 黄先生
Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Huang.
驴已经准备好上台了
The burro is ready for blocking.
谢谢你 南茜
Thank you, Nancy.
我们等下再说这事
We’ll discuss this later.
亚伯拉罕·林肯高中
好棒
Oh, cool.
你的是火鸡和奶酪午餐盒吗
You got turkey and cheese lunchables?
我的是披萨
I got pizza.
哟 老兄 你搞什么
Yo, man! What you doing?!
习惯吧 你才是位于最底层的
Get used to it. You’re the one at the bottom now.
不 我不是
No, I’m not!
是 你就是
Yeah, you are!
到我用了 中国佬
It’s my turn, chink!
根据午餐监管所说
And according to the lunch monitor,
他踢了他的大腿根部
he kicked him in the groinal area,
把布丁扔到他脸上
shoved pudding in his face,
并且说了一堆恶毒的脏话
and unleashed a stream of obscenities
恕我不能重复 以免亵渎了上帝的耳朵
I can’t repeat because God is listening.
他用的一些词甚至连我都没听过
There were some words he used that I’ve never heard before,
我可是在波士顿长大的
and I grew up in Boston.
他这种行为性质很恶劣 黄先生 黄太太
This is a very serious offense, Mr. And Mrs. Huang.
是啊 没错 我们很难过
Yes, it is. We are very upset.
难过的是你都没有维护一下埃迪
That you didn’t do anything to defend Eddie.
你说什么
Excuse me?
那个男孩骂我儿子是中国佬
That boy called our son a chink.
你觉得那没什么大不了吗
You think that’s okay?
你怎么就没有惩罚他呢
Why didn’t you do anything about that?
为什么只有埃迪被叫了家长
How come only Eddie’s out there?!
为什么那个男孩没来
How come that boy is not also out there?!
他的父母呢
Where are his parents?!
或是他那个40岁的最好的朋友
Or his 40-year-old best friend?
我们怎么就不谈谈 他为何会有一个…
And why aren’t we talking about the fact that he has a…
40岁的最好的朋友呢
40-year-old best friend?!
学校觉得这也没问题吗 -真古怪
The school’s fine with that? - Fishy.
我觉得你们不了解现在的情况
I don’t think you understand.
我们现在在说的 是可能将你们的儿子停课
We’re talking about possible suspension.
如果你因为这事把我儿子停课了
If you try to suspend our son because of this,
我们会控告这学校的每一个人
we will sue everyone in this school.
马上就告 告得你头昏眼花
So fast, it’ll make your head spin.
嘿 美国人的做法就是这样的 对吗
Hey, it’s the American way, right?
你很清楚的
You know about that.
对了 我有张优惠卷想送你 -是的
Oh, I, um, have a coupon for you. - Oh, yes.
那是家叫”牧民的牧场”的餐厅
It’s a restaurant called Cattleman’s ranch.
别具一格
Special.
任点一道主菜 就免费赠送花式炸洋葱
You get a free onion blossom with the purchase of any entree,
不过你必须买饮料
but you have to buy a drink.
你们为什么要维护我
W-why did you stand up for me?
你尽量不惹事
You do your best not to make waves,
但你维护自己 我是不会生气的
but I will never be mad at you for standing up for yourself.
这就是原因
This is why.
什么原因
This is why what?
搬来这里的原因
This is why we moved here.
对于埃迪的遭遇 我很遗憾
I’m sorry for what happened to Eddie,
但这会让他变得更强大
but it’s going to make him stronger.
事实上 我们来到这个新地方
In fact, us coming to this new place
会让我们都变得更强大
is going to make us all stronger.
我来到这里 开了一家狂野西部餐厅
I came down here, and I opened a wild west restaurant
因为这里就是狂野西部
because this is the wild west…
一个无法无天的地方 只有最勇敢的家庭才敢来
a lawless land for only the bravest of families!
在这里有机遇的存在
There is opportunity here
可以让我们的家庭拥有更美好的生活
to make a better life for our family.
我不想一辈子为你姐夫打工
I don’t want to work for your brother forever.
不 我啊
No. Me?
我是个有伟大梦想的人
I got big dreams.
我有大计划
I got big plans.
在华盛顿特区时 我们的生活还行
Things were okay for us back in D.C.,
但我觉得仅仅还行是不够的
but I want more than okay for us.
你只是希望人生有高潮而已 爸
You’re just trying to get a nut, dad.
我也不希望我们的生活仅仅是还行而已
I want more than okay for us, too.
我会支持你的
I am with you.
我也希望人生有高潮
Nut for me, also.
不过这里不是西部 而是南部
But this is not the west. This is the south.
如果我们要去西部 那该去加州
If we want to go west, we should go to California.
你知道加州的生活成本有多高吗
Do you know how expensive California is?
对我们而言这就是西部 挺好的
This is west for us. This is fine.
如果你生活在一个大家都吃午餐盒的世界
When you live in a lunchables world,
就你一个人吃手工中餐 那过得并不容易
it’s not always easy being homemade chinese food.
但那也会让你显得特别
But it’s also what makes you special.
我的家庭想在奥兰多找到一席之地
My family was gonna create their place in Orlando,
我们就得按我们的方式进行
and we’re gonna do it our way,
因为你不必假装成别人
because you don’t have to pretend to be someone else
以求归属到某个集体
in order to belong.
没错 小子
Yeah, son.
给点尊重吧
A little bit of respect.
就像声名狼藉先生说的
like B.I.G. Said,
如果你不知道 现在你知道了
if you don’t know, now you know.
大家好啊
Hey, y’all.
当我的脖子成红的了
When my neck gets red
因为我的白皮肤暴露在阳光之下
‘cause of my white skin is out in the yellow sun,
我就喜欢来”牧民的牧场”餐厅
I like to come here to Cattleman’s ranch,
在这里 我在同类当中会觉得很自在
Where I can get comfortable along people of my own kind.
或许会见到我妻子 或是我表姐
Maybe meet my wife or my cousin.
或是我表姐的妻子
Or my cousin’s wife.
花式炸洋葱只售2.99美元
For an onion blossom for only 2.99.
告诉他们是我介绍来的
Tell them I send you.
我是谁呢 牧民米奇
Who am I? Cattleman Mitch.
以及他的小伙伴 小驴埃里克
And his pal Eric the donkey.
我觉得很有独特魅力和潜力哦
I think we really have something here.