我相信您会品尝到我们的

I think you’ll find our…

那帕霞多丽葡萄酒有淡淡的香草和焦糖味

Napa Chardonnay to have hints of vanilla and caramel

入口十分爽滑

with a velvety smooth finish.

你还好吗

Are you all right?

有时欢喜有时忧

Some days are better than others.

您有心了

Thanks for asking.

这酒非常好

It’s very good.

是的 2004年对这酒来说是个好年份

Yeah, 2004 was a great year for this wine.

对我来说就不怎么样了

Not so much for me.

用餐愉快

Enjoy.

您决定点蛋奶酥了吗

So, did I talk you into that souffl?

是的 两份

Uh, yeah, two.

您真明智

Good call.

您不会舍得分着吃的

You won’t want to share.

老天

Oh, God.

祝您生日快乐

Happy birthday to you

祝您生日快乐

Happy birthday to you

祝您生日快乐 亲爱的

Happy birthday, dear…

埃塞尔

Ethel

祝您生日快乐

Happy birthday to you.

祝您年年有今日

And many more.

再加些黄油和盐

More butter and salt.

客人只需要活到把单买了就行了

They only need to live long enough to pay the check.

打蛋白要温柔些

Beat those egg whites gently…

就当它们是讨人厌的小孩子

as if they were a small, annoying child.

保罗 你又着火了

Paul, you’re on fire again.

克丽丝蒂 你有时间吗

Um, Christy, you got a second?

我现在没空 加布里埃尔

I can’t talk now, Gabriel.

我在工作

I’m working.

我知道 但事实是

Yeah, I know, but, uh, here’s the thing.

我收到很多投诉

I-I’m getting a lot of complaints.

是吗

Really?

投诉什么

About what?

很显然 有一位女服务员

Well, apparently, one of my waitresses

精神崩溃了

is having a nervous breakdown.

是珍妮弗吗

Is it Jennifer?

不是

No.

是卡罗尔吗

Is it Carol?

是你

It’s you!

加布里埃尔 你觉得这个是什么的味道

Gabriel, what does this taste like to you?

蘑菇吗

Uh, mushrooms?

正确的答案应该是”狗屁不如”

The correct answer was “Ass.”

听我说 不如你现在就下班吧

Listen, uh, maybe you should take the rest of the night off.

我不能这样做

I can’t afford to do that.

我还要喂饱我家孩子呢

I have children to feed.

没问题 拿几块牛排 回家喂他们吧

Not a problem. Grab a couple steaks, head home and feed ‘em.

你不明白

You don’t understand.

我给四号桌的客人介绍三文鱼的时候

The guy at table four said something horrible to me

他对我讲了些难听的话

when I was telling him about the salmon.

三文鱼有什么问题

What’s wrong with the salmon?

没什么 三文鱼非常好

Nothing, the salmon’s great.

那家伙侮辱了我

The guy insulted me.

那就没事了

Oh, that’s fine.

他说了什么

What did he say?

他说我是个

He said I was…

很好的服务员

a good waitress.

这话不差啊

That’s not bad.

也不对

Or true.

我的人生目标不是做一个”很好的服务员”

I didn’t grow up to be a “Good waitress”

我的人生计划不是这样的

That was never the plan.

我的理想是做心理医生

The plan was to be a psychologist.

好吧

Okay.

你还年轻

You’re a young woman.

依然可以实现理想

You can still do that.

对 也许吧

Yeah, maybe.

可能我得先把高中念完

I’d probably have to graduate high school first.

现在我只能指望着

Now all I’ve got to look forward to

把60块钱一份的意大利调味饭

is serving $60 risotto

端给一帮自以为是的吃货纳粹

to a bunch of smug food Nazis.

开什么玩笑

I mean, who are we kidding?

是人都知道这只是冒热气的

It’s a big, steaming

一大坨黏乎乎的米饭

pile of gooey rice!

你刚刚说什么

What did you say?

少来了 鲁迪

Get over yourself, Rudy.

我看到你在麦当劳吃巨无霸

I saw you at McDonald’s going down on a Big Mac.

首先纠正下 我吃的是麦香鱼

First of all, it was a Filet-O-Fish.

您点什么

And for you?

我想点

Um, I’d like the, uh…

我想点

I’d like the, uh,

嫩鸡块配柠檬草和百里香

the pounded capon with, uh, lemongrass and thyme.

您真会选

Excellent choice.

您知道吧 那就是被阉割的鸡

You know, that’s a castrated chicken

然后用锤子一顿猛敲

they beat with a hammer.

极品老妈 第一季第一集

每日警句

Daily affirmations.

我打开自己的心 让美好的事物

I open my heart and allow wonderful things

进入我的生活

to flow into my life.

我打开自己的心 让美好的事物

I open my heart and allow wonderful things

进入我的生活

to flow into my life.

原谅那些误解我的人

Forgiving those who have wronged me

是我送给自己的礼物

is a gift I give myself.

我女儿很随便

My daughter’s an easy lay

这不是我的错

and it’s not my fault.

回家啦

Hi.

对不起 我吵醒你了吗

I’m sorry. Did I wake you?

没关系

That’s okay.

工作怎么样

How was work?

好有趣

Oh, fun.

拿工资我心里都有些过意不去

I feel guilty taking the money.

你今晚做了什么

What’d you do tonight?

没什么

Not much.

做作业 看电视

Did my homework, watched TV.

电视挂在你卧室的天花板上吗

Is there a TV on your ceiling?

什么

What?

坐下

Sit down.

我们得谈谈

We need to talk.

又想咋样

What’s up?

维奥莉特 我没资格对你说

Violet, I can’t tell you…

你这个年纪不能做爱

not to have sex at your age,

因为我在你这个年纪就做过

because I had sex at your age.

妈妈 我没有做爱

Mom, I’m not having sex.

别对为你洗床单的女人说谎

Don’t lie to the woman who washes your sheets.

提醒你一下

And in case you’ve forgotten,

我就是在少女时怀了你

I got pregnant with you when I was a teenager.

我这样说你可千万别误会哈

And please don’t take this the wrong way:

这事把我这辈子都毁了

It ruined my life.

我应该说我也爱你吗 妈

I love you, too, Mom…?

我也没资格对你说不要喝酒不要抽大麻

And I can’t tell you not to drink and smoke pot,

因为我的毕业纪念册上就写着

because my senior yearbook quote was:

我们喝酒抽大麻吧

“Let’s drink and smoke pot”

你说完了吗

Can this please be over?

你不知道你有多幸运

You don’t know how lucky you are.

我妈根本就不会费心跟我说这些

My mother never bothered to talk to me about this stuff.

-没话可说了 -宝贝 我只是不想你

• Yeah, this is over. - Honey, I just don’t want you

有天醒来心里难过

to wake up one day and feel bad

就因为你不是心理医生

‘cause you’re not a psychologist!

好的 谈得很开心

Okay, good talk!

我抱你回自己的床上

Let’s get you back in your own bed.

妈妈

Hi, Mom.

小宝贝

Hi, sweetie.

我在等你回来

I waited up for you.

谢谢

Thank you.

维奥莉特的男朋友来了

Violet’s boyfriend was over.

我知道

I know.

他们亲亲了

They were kissing.

我相信那是肯定的

I’m sure they were.

他们还洗鸳鸯浴呢

They took a shower together.

太好了

Terrific.

你明天会来看我的才艺表演吗

Are you coming to my talent show tomorrow?

明天吗

Tomorrow?

几点钟

What time?

11点

11:00.

亲爱的 我明天中午要上班

Oh, honey, I have to work the lunch shift.

没关系

It’s okay.

反正我也没什么才艺

I’m not good anyway.

也许我可以找到人帮我顶班

Listen, maybe I can get someone to cover my shift.

不用操心了

Don’t worry about it.

不 我希望你往观众席上看时

No, I-I want you to be able to look out into the audience

能够看到我 这样你就会知道我有多…

and see me, because that way you’ll know how much I…

嘘 妈妈 我要睡觉了

Shh! Mommy, I’m sleeping.

谈得真开心

Good talk.

你好

Hi.

感觉好些了吗

You feeling better?

当然

Oh, yeah.

我的家真是人生的沙漠绿洲

My home is a real oasis.

鲁迪主厨对我有意见吗

So, am I in trouble with Chef Rudy?

他没事的

He’ll be fine.

他买了个神奇八号球 带糕点厨师带回家了

He bought an eight ball and took home the pastry chef.

和上司上床

Sleeping with your boss.

谁会这样做

Who does that?

妈

Mom…?

什么事 宝贝

Yeah, honey?

我做噩梦了

I had a bad dream.

怎么这样

Oh, no, well, um…

你先回床上去

why don’t you go back to bed

我马上就来陪你

and I’ll come lay down with you in a second?

对不起 这次算我欠你的

I’m so sorry. I owe you one.

别躺太久

Don’t lay there too long.

洒水器十分钟后就要喷水了

The sprinklers come on in ten minutes.

搞什么鬼

What the hell?

有什么事

Can I help you?

才艺表演是什么时候

What time is the talent show?

什么才艺表演

What talent show?

今天没有才艺表演吗

There’s no talent show today?

没有啊

I don’t think so.

开什么国际玩笑

Are you freaking kidding me?!

我无缘无故就少了一天的工资

I lost a day’s pay for no reason?

也许命中注定我俩就要相遇

Maybe we were destined to meet.

这真是我今天乐到爆的一刻

It would definitely be the high point of my day.

喂 罗斯科

Psst! Roscoe!

妈妈

Hi, Mom.

你怎么来了

What are you doing here?

才艺表演

The talent show?

不是今天

That’s not today.

但你说是今天

But you said it was!

看来我说错了

Guess I was wrong.

我想你是说错了

I guess you were.

你们这些孩子不能因为这个取笑他

Don’t you kids tease him about this.

你个狗崽子

Son of a bitch!

老天 我需要喝一杯

Oh, God, I need a drink.

大家好 我是克丽丝蒂 我是酒瘾者

Hi, I’m Christy and I’m an alcoholic.

你好 克丽丝蒂

Hi, Christy.

我已经戒酒118天了

I’ve been sober 118 days.

不用鼓掌

Oh, don’t applaud for that.

这是我人生中最糟糕的118天

They’ve been the worst 118 days of my life.

我来这里的唯一原因就是

The only reason I’m here is because, uh,

我不想变成我母亲那样的人

I didn’t want to turn into my mother.

但我还是变成了她

And I did anyway.

我像她那样喝酒

Yeah, I drank like her.

我像她那样和男人交往

I went through men like her.

我对我的孩子很自私

Um, I was selfish to my kids

就像她以前对我那样

just like she was.

我不知道其它的生活方式

And I didn’t know how to live any other way

因为我只有她一个榜样

because she was my only role model.

有些母亲会教女儿烘焙

I mean, some mothers teach their daughters how to bake.

我妈教我如何熬过全裸违禁品检查

Mine taught me how to beat a cavity search

然后依然感觉自己是淑女

and still feel like a lady.

总之 多谢让我分享感想

Anyway, thanks for letting me share.

我无法表达

And I cannot tell you

与人生和我一样一塌糊涂的人

how comforting it is

共处一室

to be in a room with people

我有多舒心

who are just as screwed up as I am, so…

好啦

Oh, stop it.

大家好 我是吉姆 我是酒瘾者

Hi, I’m Jim and I’m an alcoholic.

你好 吉姆

Hi, Jim.

你现在这岁数 把一切过错

Aren’t you a little old to be blaming

全推你母亲头上 是不是太老了点

all your problems on your mother?

你好 妈

Hi, Mom.

你们好 我是格雷格 准备好点单了吗

Hi, I’m Greg. May I take your order?

你好 格雷格

Hi, Greg.

我是邦妮 这是我女儿克丽丝蒂

I’m Bonnie and this is my daughter, Christy.

你好

Hi.

她已经好几年没和我说过话了

She and I haven’t spoken in a couple of years,

所以现在是母女重逢的激动时刻

so this is kind of a big moment for us.

老天爷

Oh, for God’s sake.

母女经过长时间的

What can you recommend for a mother and daughter

愤怒沉默后重逢 你推荐些什么好吃的

who are reconnecting after a long, angry silence?

馅饼怎么样

Um… pie?

妈 拜托 点单吧

Mom, please, just order.

这个薄荷茶不含咖啡因对吗

Um, is the mint tea decaffeinated?

-是的 -你能保证吗

• Yes. - Do you promise?

如果下午两点后我摄入咖啡因

If I have caffeine after 2:00,

就甭想睡觉了

my sleep in ruined.

我保证

I promise.

好的 格雷格 不过如果

Okay, Greg, but if I wake up

我在大半夜醒来 我会打电话给你哦

in the middle of the night, I’m calling you.

我会把我的号码给你

Well, I’ll-I’ll give you my number.

你点什么

Um, and for you?

本地红酒有一些不错的选择

We have a lovely selection of local wines.

每样来一瓶 再来个漏斗

I’ll have a bottle of each and a funnel.

她在开玩笑呢

She’s kidding.

我们都参加了匿名戒酒会

We’re both in Alcoholics Anonymous.

妈 那叫匿名戒酒会

Mom, it’s Alcoholics Anonymous,

不叫酗酒者告诉你的侍应生

not Alcoholics Tell Your Waiter.

就要水吧

Water is fine.

给 把这把刀拿走

Here, take this knife away from me.

你打算什么时候告诉我你戒酒了

So, when were you going to tell me you quit drinking?

我担心如果我打电话给你

Well, I was afraid if I called you,

我就会重新喝上了

I’d just start again.

虽然你不关心

Not that you care,

但我告诉你 我戒酒两年了

but I have two years clean and sober myself.

你说得对 我是不关心

You’re right; I don’t care.

随便啦

Well, regardless,

但那真的改变了我的生活

it has really changed my life.

我有了一份稳定的工作

I have a steady job.

我做运动

I exercise.

甚至参加了读书俱乐部

I’m in a book club.

我变成了我一直讨厌的那种女人

I have become the kind of woman I’ve always hated.

看到你穿了内裤 我真欣慰

It is nice to see you wearing underwear.

而且不是穿在头上

And not on your head.

给

Here we go.

格雷格 亲爱的

Oh, Greg, honey,

能不能麻烦你给我来一杯不加冰块的水

can I trouble you for some water without ice?

冰块对我的消化系统不好

Ice isn’t good for my digestive system.

当然可以

Yeah, of course.

真的吗 冰块

Really? Ice?

我觉得你的消化系统见识过比冰块更糟糕的东西

I think your digestive system has seen worse than ice.

你说什么

Excuse me?

妈 我见过你从长绒地毯上

Mom, I’ve watched you lick cocaine crumbs

舔可卡因的残渣

out of a shag carpet.

勤俭节约不是罪 亲爱的

It’s not a sin to be thrifty, dear.

来了

Okay, here we go.

我希望你对你妈妈好一点

Now, I hope that you’re being nice to your mother.

-滚开 格雷格 -好吧

• Go away, Greg! - Right.

就因为你在戒酒

You know, just because you’re sober

并不意味着你不能吃赞安诺[镇静药]

doesn’t mean you can’t take a Xanax.

妈妈 其实还真不能吃

Actually, Mom, it sort of does.

真的吗

Really?

那也许我没戒酒两年

Maybe I don’t have two years.

而且我也不需要赞安诺 我没事

And I don’t need a Xanax; I’m doing great.

那就奇怪了 因为你女儿

Well, that’s funny, ‘cause your daughter

说你简直无法应付生活

says you’re hanging on

而且你还和你上司睡觉

by your fingernails and sleeping with your boss.

等等 你什么时候和维奥莉特谈过了

Wait, when do you talk to Violet?

我们一直谈天说地啊 而且我们是Facebook好友

We talk all the time, and we’re Facebook friends.

我不想她和你聊天

I don’t want her talking to you.

她总得找个人倾诉啊

Well, she has to talk to somebody.

她有性行为

She’s sexually active,

喝酒 抽大麻

drinking, smoking grass.

听起来耳熟吧

Sound familiar?

你又要扯到我身上来了吗

You’re making this about me?

不 没关系

No, it’s okay.

我逐渐了解到

I have come to understand

你已经尽力做了个好女儿

that you were the best daughter you could be.

我的职责就是原谅你 而我原谅了

My job is to forgive you, which I do.

天啊

Oh, my God.

你原谅我

You forgive me?

我可是费了好大一番功夫

I’ve come a long way.

不好意思

Excuse me,

但需要被宽恕的人

but if anybody needs to be forgiven,

是你 我才不需要 永远不会

it’s you, and I don’t, and I never will.

我记得每天回家

There’s hardly a day I can remember

家里都没一个人

that I didn’t come home to an empty house.

不要小题大做了

Oh, don’t be so dramatic.

别人家的妈妈在做晚饭

While other mothers were cooking dinner,

而你在制毒

you were cooking meth.

那又叫”工作”

Otherwise known as “Working.”

我不想让你出现在我生活中

I don’t want you in my life.

与此同时 远离我的女儿

And while you’re at it, stay away from my daughter.

她也许需要一个比我更好的榜样

She may need a better role model than me,

但那肯定不是你

but it’s certainly not you.

没事吧

Is, uh, everything okay?

我女儿不懂我

My daughter doesn’t get me.

真抱歉

Oh. I’m sorry.

你什么时候下班

What time do you get off work?

我哭泣时需要结实的大腿依靠下

I could use a lap to cry on.

别哭啦

Stop crying.

这又不是重要的手指

It wasn’t an important finger.

跟你没关系

This doesn’t concern you.

太好了 你还在

Oh, good, you’re still here.

这真是个惊喜

Hey, hi. This is a surprise.

我真的得和你谈谈

Yeah, I just really needed to talk to you.

我今天过得糟糕透了

I am having the worst day.

可以走了吗

Hey, you ready to go?

可以了 亲爱的

Yes, dear.

克丽丝蒂 你认识我的

Um, Christy, you know my, uh,

妻子

wife.

是啊 你好 克洛迪娅

Yeah, hi, Claudia.

很高兴再次见到你

Nice to see you again.

我叫克”劳”迪娅

It’s “Clowdia”

顺便说句 女卫生间需要人打扫了

FYI, the ladies’ room needs some attention.

是你负责扫厕所吗 克丽丝蒂

I don’t know if that’s you, Christy.

不是我 我叫克”莱”丝蒂[天啊]

It’s not, and it’s “Christ-y.”

亲爱的 我们走吧

Okay, dear, let’s go.

拜拜

Bye. Yeah.

别上汤了

Don’t serve the soup.

妈妈 爸爸来了

Hey, Mom. Dad’s here!

孩子他妈

Yo, yo, baby mama.

你来干嘛 巴克斯特

What do you want, Baxter?

爸爸不能来看孩子吗

A father can’t visit his son?

这位爸爸都六个月没给抚养费了 当然不行

Not when he’s six months behind on child support,

但你可以在窗户外对他挥手

but you’re welcome to wave at him through the window.

我马上回来 罗斯科

Be right back, Roscoe.

勇敢点 抡起球棒打妓女

Don’t be afraid to hit the hookers with a bat.

我好像想出了办法付给你抚养费

I think I may have found a way to pay you your child support.

相信我 巴克斯特

Trust me, Baxter,

你没法捐那么多精子的

you can’t sell that much semen.

我知道 我试过的

I know. I tried.

是这样的

So, here’s the deal:

我认识个人 能给我弄到

I know a guy who can hook me up

几公斤顶级大麻

with a couple of kilos of premium Sonoma Kush.

我只需要

All I need

两千块

is $2,000…

你借我吧

…from you.

我说清楚点

Just so I’m clear:

你想找我借钱买大麻

You want to pay child support

然后给我抚养费吗

by borrowing money from me so you can buy pot?

当然不是

No.

是卖大麻

So I can sell pot.

买大麻又赚不到钱

There’s no money in buying pot.

我知道 我试过的

I know. I tried.

你们好

Hey. Hello.

你在这里干嘛呢

What are you doing here?

学习

Studying…?

你允许维奥莉特在你出去时带男孩回家吗

You let Violet have boys over while you’re gone?

不 我没有 别担心她

No, I do not, and don’t worry

她又不是你女儿

about her; she’s not your kid.

我知道 但这位给罗斯科树立了坏榜样

I know, but this sets a bad example for Roscoe.

你还担心树立了坏榜样啊

Oh, you’re worried about setting a bad example?

你让罗斯科

You had Roscoe pee

尿在鸭嘴杯里 好让你通过药检

into a sippy cup so you could pass a drug test.

我成功了呢

And it worked.

我喜欢香蕉

I like bananas.

它们有小外套

They have their own carrying case.

你知道我不能和克劳迪娅离婚

You know I can’t divorce Claudia.

她爸是餐厅的老板

Her father owns the restaurant;

我敢肯定他会炒了我 然后呢

I’m pretty sure he’d fire me, and then what?

我可是英专的啊

I was an English major.

真不敢相信你和那个废柴上床

I can’t believe you’re sleeping with that loser.

真不敢相信你和这个废柴上床

I can’t believe you’re sleeping with this loser!

我们大部分时间是在搞学习好吗

Hey, we were mostly studying.

闭嘴 卢克

Shut up, Luke.

我爱他

I love him.

拜托 我以前还爱着他呢

Please, I used to love him.

是啊

She did.

妈妈 卢克和我在一起一年了

Mom, Luke and I have been together for, like, a year.

你戒酒后才发现这事

You only started noticing when you stopped drinking.

你说得对

You’re right.

我一直以来不是个很好的妈妈

I-I haven’t been a very good mother,

对不起 但是

and I’m sorry, but…

但是什么

But what?

你想让我原谅你吗

You want me to forgive you?

天啊 你肯吗

Oh, God, would you?

那就太棒了

That’d be awesome.

我为什么要原谅你

Why should I forgive you

你都没法原谅你的亲生母亲

when you can’t even forgive your own mother?

-那不一样 -怎么不一样了

• That’s different. - How?

好吧

Okay.

好吧

Okay…

你好 妈妈 我是克丽丝蒂

Hello, Mom, it’s Christy.

是啊 今天真嗨

Yeah, yeah, today was a blast.

听着

Listen…

我想告诉你

I just want you to know

我原谅你

that I forgive you

在我成长的时候

for everything you did

做过的一切

when I was growing up.

我现在知道 你已经尽全力了

I get, now, that you did the best you could…

就和我一样

…just like I’m doing.

还有

And…

我希望你和我可以尽释前嫌

I hope that you and I can wipe the slate clean

重新开始

and start over.

我可没拿你包包里的赞安诺

No, I did not take a Xanax from your purse.

我得挂了

Listen, I gotta go.

回头聊吧

Yeah, talk soon.

好啦

There.

我原谅了我妈妈

I’ve forgiven my mother.

我们没事了吧

Are we good?

没那么容易

It’s not that easy.

拜托

Oh, come on!

快喜欢我

Like me!

爸爸

Hey, Dad!

如果你一直打妓女

If you hit the hookers enough times,

打到一定次数 她们就会还你钱

they give you your money back.

聪明的孩子

Smart kid.

我的精子真是一流

That’s my semen at work.

你还住在那辆红色面包车里吗

You still living in that red van?

是的

Yep.

看来你的房子被拖走了

Looks like your house is being towed.

不好 我的清洁女工还在里面

Oh, no, my cleaning lady’s in there.

今天真是难过啊

What a day, huh?

你们好啊

Hello…?

妈妈

Oh, hi, Mom.

亲爱的

Hello, sweetie.

你在这里干嘛

What are you doing here?

我只是想在你上班时过来帮忙

I just thought I’d help out while you were at work.

咱们不是说要尽释前嫌吗

You know, clean slate.

你没必要这么做

You didn’t have to do that.

她有必要

Yeah, she did.

邦妮给罗斯科和我做了热腾腾的晚饭

Bonnie made Roscoe and me hot dinner.

-好吧 但我 -热腾腾的 妈妈

• Yeah, but I… - It was hot, mom.

跟电视上一样

Like on TV.

晚安 邦妮

Night, Bonnie.

她叫你邦妮吗

She calls you Bonnie?

我们亲如姐妹

We’re like sisters.

你饿吗

You hungry?

不饿 我在餐馆吃过了

No, thanks. I ate at the restaurant.

喝点茶吧

How about some tea?

好

Okay.

真高兴我俩有机会

I’m so glad you and I have a chance

重新开始

to start over.

原谅我 我还没打算和你重新开始

Forgive me, but I’m not quite there yet.

我当然原谅你啦

Of course I forgive you.

话说

You know,

我为自己是个坏女儿而道歉了

I apologized for being a crappy daughter.

你有没有什么

Is there anything

想对我说的

you want to say to me?

我全心全意爱你

I love you with all my heart.

还有呢

And…?

还有从现在开始

And from now on,

我会做一位尽职尽责的好妈妈

I’m going to be the kind of mother you deserve.

这是新章节的开始

This is the start of a new chapter.

我的男伴到了

Oh, that’s my date.

换汤不换药啊

New chapter, same book.

可以走了吗

Ready to go?

我去拿下包包

Yeah, let me just get my bag.

你记得我们的侍应生格雷格吧

You remember our waiter Greg.

好啊 新爹

Hi, new dad!

别这样

Oh, stop.

他对我来说太嫩了

He’s way too young for me.

而且他结婚了

And he’s married.

结婚了

Married.

真是个贱人

What a whore.

我差点忘了

Oh, I almost forgot.

你女儿觉得她可能怀孕了

Your daughter thinks she might be pregnant.

要帮忙就打个电话给我哦

Call me if you need me.